Snail Crusader – Medieval Snail Rider Phone Case – Illuminated Manuscript Art – Whimsical Warrior Aesthetic

Charging bravely at the speed of... a snail. This noble knight in blue, complete with staff and shield, emerges from the margins of medieval manuscripts with one mission: to be unreasonably majestic. He may move slowly, but his vibes are heroic. Perfect for lovers of history, humour, and absurdly dignified gastropods.

Whether you're procrastinating gloriously or defending your boundaries at a glacial pace—this one’s for you.

Features:
• Authentic weird medieval marginalia design
• Slim, durable case for iPhone & Samsung models
• Vivid, fade-resistant print quality
• Great gift for snail fans, history nerds & comic aesthetes

⚔️🐌👑 Honour the slow. March forth with irony. Available now at arsjocularis.com

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.