“Sound the Horn, Ride the Cat” – Medieval Madness Phone Case

Witness the unholy union of poor impulse control and feline transportation.
A completely nude medieval figure, inexplicably armed with a horn and a musket, gallops into your life atop a bug-eyed, emotionally resigned cat. Why? Who knows. But it’s glorious.

Perfect for:
🐾 Cat people who’ve gone too far
📯 Medieval chaos enthusiasts
🔥 Anyone whose life motto is “why not both?”

Features:
• Durable clear case with just the right amount of deranged flair
• Lightweight, protective, and completely unexplainable
• Guaranteed to confuse and impress

Add some blessed absurdity to your pocket.
Available now at arsjocularis.com – home of historical nonsense and marginalia mischief.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.