“Unholy Opinions” – Medieval Skeleton Lecture Phone Case

Skeleton: crosses legs like a diva
Audience: shooketh

This delightfully unsettling design features a surprisingly articulate skeleton mid-monologue, while a group of medieval folks listen in horror, shock, and possibly regret. The woman on the left? She knew this was going to happen.

Use this case when:
💀 You have strong opinions and no flesh to lose
☝️ You're always the one saying “Actually…”
📜 You want your phone to scream ✨ gothic drama ✨

Features:
• Drop-proof case for your emotionally fragile but physically protected phone
• Macabre and hilarious medieval vibes
• Great for fans of history, sarcasm, and unsolicited advice from the beyond

From arsjocularis.com – bringing you historically incorrect nonsense, one artifact at a time.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.