“Medieval Banger” – Dance Like Everyone’s Watching Phone Case

This design captures that exact moment when the music slaps just a bit too hard. On the left: a medieval violinist, solemn yet committed. On the right: a figure mid-spin, somehow forming a perfect pastry-shaped coil of pure emotion and chaos.

This phone case is for:
🎻 The music lovers
🥨 The drama queens
🌀 Anyone who’s ever had a breakdown to the beat

Whether you’re feeling your oats or folding into an existential pretzel, this one’s got your back (and your phone).

Features:
• High-quality, durable phone case
• Unapologetically bizarre medieval energy
• Ideal gift for dancers, musicians, or people who spiral with flair
• May cause spontaneous interpretive dance

From arsjocularis.com – where every case is a trip to the weirdest corner of the scriptorium.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.