💬 Handmade to order. Durable. Unique. Utterly absurd.
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Shipping & Processing
• Printed to order (2–3 business days) • EU shipping: 3–5 business days • Worldwide shipping: 7–10 business days • Tracking provided by email
“This case started 3 conversations at work.” – Jess from TikTok
“It’s like a museum piece, but in my hand.” – Etsy review
Behold the most judgmental poultry in medieval history. Half chicken, half stern-looking nobleman, this red-crested cryptid has seen things—possibly your browser history—and is not impressed. Cloaked in mystery (and a very dramatic robe), he struts across your phone like he owns the barnyard and the kingdom.
Perfect for:
🐓 Chicken owners with a flair for the dramatic
🎨 Lovers of weird, medieval, judgmental fashion
🧙 Anyone who wakes up each day and chooses chaos
Features:
• Crystal-clear case to showcase this poultry patriarch in all his glory
• Durable, lightweight, and oddly philosophical
• Ideal conversation starter or subtle threat display
Make space in your life for medieval poultry nobility.
Available now at arsjocularis.com – the home of historical weirdos and feathered feudal lords.
EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
