“The Smiling Menace” – Medieval Gremlin Cat Phone Case

Is it a cat? Is it a goblin? Is it your new emotional support demon?
Yes.

Meet the beast of bedtime anxiety and weird hallway creaks – a creature who definitely knows where your missing socks are and won’t tell. Featuring an unsettling grin and vibes that scream “I did something and you’ll find out later,” this medieval menace brings chaotic charm to your phone.

Perfect for:
😼 Cat lovers with a dark sense of humour
👁️‍🗨️ People who like being watched (just a little)
🕯️ Warding off bad vibes (or summoning them)

Features:
• High-quality clear case that shows off your phone – and your questionable taste in familiars
• Durable and scratch-resistant, just like your coping mechanisms
• Guaranteed conversation starter or ender

From arsjocularis.com – for those who laugh at cursed manuscripts and call it “aesthetic.”

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.