“Lute and Loot” – Bard on a Butt Beast Phone Case

Your daily reminder that medieval artists really were the original meme lords.

This phone case features a wandering minstrel giving his all on a lute… while riding a four-legged beast with a face on its bum. Yes. That’s the mount. Yes, it’s crying. No, we don’t know why.

🎶 Is it music? Is it performance art?
💩 Is the mount okay? Emotionally?
🎩 Is that a fashion-forward feathered hat? Absolutely.

Perfect for:
• Those who embrace chaos
• Lovers of niche medieval humour
• Bard mains and cursed creature connoisseurs

Features:
• Printed with alarming historical accuracy
• Sturdy as a battle bard’s ego
• Guaranteed to raise eyebrows (and possibly spirits)

Give your phone the dignity it deserves—with a medieval minstrel riding a sentient bum-horse.
Only on arsjocularis.com. Because weird is wonderful.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.