Medieval Double-Shawm Man Phone Case – Naked Renaissance Energy & Musical Madness

Introducing the multitasking icon of the 14th century: a fully nude man who said “one shawm isn’t enough.” With a horn in his mouth and another, uh, somewhere less expected, this medieval marvel blows past the limits of both anatomy and decency. Is it music? Is it performance art? We don’t know—but your phone will never be boring again.

Perfect for:
🎺 Classical music lovers with chaotic vibes
🩲 Fans of unhinged medieval nudity
🎭 People who live by the motto “go big or go bawdy”

Features:
• Crystal-clear, impact-resistant case with just the right amount of cursed brilliance
• Lightweight but ready to carry your absurdist aesthetic
• Sure to raise eyebrows and spark bizarre conversations

Bring harmony and heresy to your pocket.
Now available at arsjocularis.com – the sanctuary of unfiltered medieval mischief.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.