Medieval Madonna Phone Case – Weird Holy Art with Disturbingly Wise Baby Jesus

Behold, a sacred moment—if sacred moments came with side-eye and existential dread. This medieval Madonna gently lifts a swaddled baby Jesus who looks less “divine infant” and more “tiny man with ancient secrets.” Spiritual? Yes. Slightly unnerving? Also yes.

This phone case is perfect for those who enjoy their religious iconography with a generous helping of medieval weirdness and a sprinkle of cursed baby energy.

Perfect for:
👼 Church goths and altar punks
📿 People who say “bless you” with a wink and a smirk
🎨 Fans of medieval art that leaves you with more questions than answers

Features:
• Durable clear case with a holy-but-haunted vibe
• Lightweight and tough—because divine protection shouldn't weigh you down
• A conversation starter at mass or brunch

Add a little chaotic reverence to your daily miracles.
Available now at arsjocularis.com – where the margins are sacred and strange.

EU representative: Elizaveta Cosgrave, liza.cosgrave@gmail.com, Fuscia Cottage, Ardloman, Tipperary, TA, E34 E199, IE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.